I did my bitches hair today and made warlocks
Sometimes the crucible is a little quiet and you might have to Break the Ice
Stupid Cabal (cable) guy was being a Thorn and thought he could shut off my TV but I had my synthesis (money) ready and I had The Last Word
I broke the clock with the quickness so they call me the "TIMEBREAKER"
Damn bull tried to kill me with his Gjallarhorn
My plan A failed and B didn't make sense so I had to pull out my Plan C
Nîgga with big ass pockets call that Pocket Infinity
My cat kept murmur(ing) when I pet him
It took them forever until they Found Verdict and he ended up receiving a Corrective Measure
I'm pretty sure the real expression is The Culling before the storm
The Thunderlord came rolling in faster than expected
I killed The Devil You Know and The Devil You Don't resulting in a Red Death
The NFL sent me a Helm Of Saint since I'm such a big fan
All I needed was Engram of weed
Hezen got his Vengence on Praedyth but now he wanted Revenge
Lol idk I'm done
English
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I'm not quite sure you understand how puns work
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Noobies trying to give me some Super Good Advice Woke my fat sister up earlier today, bitch looked like The Unfriendly Giant My girl asked if she looked fat in her dress, had to tell her The Truth
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It was black and blue
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No it's white and gold