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A Guide to Money™

I'm a pimp. You want one of my hot bitches for your bachelor party. I say 'aight. Give me some money. You give me money. I give you my hot bitch. Hot bitch goes to your bachelor party and delivers her services, everyone thinks you're super awesome and cool now. Someone goes to your bachelor party, but they happen to be one of the hot bitch's old clients. The hot bitch is offering her services to Little Johnny. She tells Little Johnny she loves him. The old client goes "Bitch, I thought you said you loved me?" Little Johnny says "Hold up, bitch. Who's this fool?" Hot bitch says nothing. Hot bitch leaves the bachelor party with some benjamins stuffed down her G-string. The Old Client and Little Johnny get into a fight. You get laid. Bitch still gets paid.

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