Fear me. For I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM THE GOSHDARN BATMAN!
At the young age of 55, I, Mmmmm Napalm, witnessed my über-rich parents being killed right before my eyes in the alley behind a stripclub. I then swore vengeance against all crime, alt accounts, and trolls, embarking on a 22 year journey to learn every martial art known to man, and train myself to become the GoshDarn Batman. I protect the innocent, and bring the wicked to justice.
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BLACK BAT JUSTICE
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That's a lie I'm the true Batman
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[b]The GoshDarn Batman (!)[/b] reveals his secret identity, Mmmmm Napalm, to the world and no one bothers visiting the thread? I'd better use my Bat-Bump Spray!
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God help you if you encounter a bomb.
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Can you eat a hotdog quickly?
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OP ventured beyond Batman Beyond.