It has come to my attention recently that a small percentage of customers are irresponsibly using their fires to the detriment of other Offtopic residents’ experiences. Therefore I have decided to make this thread to answer any and all of your burning questions about proper fire handling, the different types of fire, both responsible and irresponsible fire spreading, what to do when you see a fire in a place it shouldn’t be, or any other questions you may have. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Before we start I shall make the very first rule of Fire Safety crystal clear. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Q: Is it safe to insert my [insert name of body part, friend, pet or relative] into this fire? A: [i][b]ONLY IF IT IS A TUESDAY.[/b][/i] If it is NOT TUESDAY, then it is NOT safe to insert anybody into a fire, yes, even if it looks really really fun. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Stay safe everyone, and remember: ALWAYS THANK THE FIRE AFTERWARDS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥