Urgent Report: Telesto, after a failed coupe of the Tower, has begun assimilation of Guardians into its Hive Mind. Due to the reality warping nature of Telesto, we're currently unable to measure the size and scope of the infestation. Some sources are citing the recent egregore fungal growths that have appeared in the Helm and some areas of the tower may have some influence on the spreading of Telestos infection, however this remains unsubstantiated as of yet. Update: Ther iz no Problum, Telesto well not hert us. Telesto well sayv uz from te darkniss all prayze Telesto

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