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Star Wars! A New Hope! But made with a keyboard and emojis. Pt 6!

________________________________ | [][][]7 | T& / | @@@ / | /:;/ / | ()🔥 / |_________________________/ (@@@) ☠️ (@🔥@) ☠️ 🤖🎃☠️☠️ 😃🎅🏿☠️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke: It looks like Sandpeople did this, all right. Look, here are Gaffi sticks, Bantha tracks. It's just... I never heard of them hitting anything this big before. Obi-Wan: They didn't. But we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers. Luke: These are the same Jawas that sold us Artoo and Threepio. Obi-Wan: And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise. R2D2: Beep(that’s a good joke) Luke: Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter Jawas? If they traced the robots here, they may have learned who they sold them to. And that would lead them home! Obi-Wan: Wait, Luke! It's too dangerous. (===\____😀\_____________ \==============) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke: Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen! ☀️ ☄️ _________ | \_🔥 | | ☠️☠️ 😥 —————————————————— ________________________________ | [][][]7 | T& / | @@@ / | /:;/ / | (). / |_________________________/ (@@@) (@@@) 🤖🎃 🔥 😃🎅🏿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obi-Wan: There's nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed, too, and the droids would be in the hands of the Empire. Luke: I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing here for me now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father. 🤖🎃🎅🏿😃 —————\ %*. @ \ \ | 🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌🕌 ——————|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. (===\🎃🤖🎅🏿😀\________ 😶😶 \==============) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stormtrooper: How long have you had these droids? Luke: About three or four seasons. Obi-Wan: They're for sale if you want them. Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification. Obi-Wan: You don't need to see his identification. Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification. Obi-Wan: These are not the droids your looking for. Stormtrooper: These are not the droids we’re looking for. Obi-Wan: He can go about his business. Stormtrooper: You can go about your business. Move along. Move along. —————————— _________ / \ / | | | | | | / 🎅🏿🤖🎃😃 \👾🤠/ 👽 Luke: I can't understand how we got by those troopers. I thought we were dead. Obi-Wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded. You will find it a powerful ally. Luke: Do you really think we're going to find a pilot here that'll take us to Alderaan? Obi-Wan: Well, most of the best freighter pilots can be found here. Only watch your step. This place can be a little rough. Luke: I’m ready for anything. C3P0: Come along R2. —————————————————— |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 🐙🌚 | 🤔 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 🐦😠 👾👽 🎺👽 🎷👽 🦑 😃🎅🏿 🦐 \—/😈 🤑\—/🤠 🎃🤖___________________________________ *Jazz music starts* Bartender: We don't serve their kind here! Luke: What? Bartender: Your droids. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here. Luke: Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble. C3P0: I heartily agree with you sir. —————————————————— |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 🐙🌚 | 🤔 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 🐦😠😃 👾👽 🎺👽 🎷👽 🎅🏿 🦑 🦐 \—/😈 🤑\—/🤠 _______________________________________ Alien: Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!? Crazy man: He doesn’t like you. Luke: I’m sorry. Crazy man: I don’t like you either. Alien: Dewaghi? Crazy man: Don't insult us. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence in twelve systems. Luke: I’ll be carful then. Crazy man: You’ll be dead! —————————————————— |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 🐙🌚 | 🤔 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 🐦😠🎅🏿😃 👾👽 🎺👽 🎷👽 🦑 🦐 \—/😈 🤑\—/🤠 _______________________________________ Obi-Wan: This little one isn't worth the effort. Come let me buy you something... —————————————————— |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 🐙🌚 | 🤔 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 🐦🏹😠🏹🗡🎅🏿😃 👾👽 🎺👽 🎷👽 🦑 🦐 \—/😈 🤑\—/🤠 _______________________________________ —————————————————— ! ! |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 🐙🌚 | 😬 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 ☠️☠️🗡🎅🏿😃 ! ! 🎺👽 👾👽 ! 🎷👽 ! ! ! ! 🦑 🦐 \—/😈 🤑\—/🤠 _______________________________________ *Jazz music Stops* ... ... ... *Jazz music continues* Obi-Wan: Come with me Luke. End of Pt 6.

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