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Bearbeitet von Sylver: 1/6/2020 2:40:31 PM
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Offtopic Story Time #1

First thing’s first, no, this is not a fictional story post. To explain, one of my favorite things about Offtopic is the actual, real-life stories people have to share. That’s why I’d like to start a (weekly? bi-weekly?) series of Offtopic Storytime in which a question is asked and everyone shares their stories about it, The posts may fall a little flat as not many people reply to most of my posts, but I’ll try nonetheless. So, I decided that, for the first post, I would go with a topic that is broad and interesting: what I’d the coolest thing you’ve ever done? [spoiler]For me, and while this may not seem cool to some of you, it was when I first took the ACT in the seventh grade. I believe I’ve shared this exactly once on Offtopic, as bragging makes me rather uncomfortable, but that’s not to say I’m not proud of it. In fact, my scores were phenomenal, trivializing most high school graduates. I could’ve dropped out of school then and picked my college. They also gave me a plaque (I may or may not attach a picture if I have time) that I have sitting on my desk to this day. I’m not going to go any farther than that, but I will say that my academics, and in personal preference my reading and writing, are my proudest achievements.[/spoiler] Now that I’ve flexed, it’s your turn.

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    I had a dream where [spoiler]Sherlock Holmes went to kill a hotel room full of three people, he'd enter using a secret door in the hotel he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would kill himself just as planned as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without each other due to the faint scent of banana on each other's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils when they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig and to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the secret door and just murdered two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers. It was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there are skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?" Sherlock just winks at the screen. The end.[/spoiler]

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