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Bearbeitet von SuperJohnJohn:
8/27/2019 10:54:45 PM
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...and Chick Fil A launches the counter offensive
[quote]U.S. —The war between God's chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes continues to heat up. Early Monday morning, the nation's Chick-fil-A employees were seen marching around nearby Popeyes restaurants blowing various horns.
The smiling fast-food workers sang religious lyrics like "My eyes have seen the glory of a Chick-fil-A sandwich" and "Bless the poultry, my soul, O my soul" as they blew on shofars and trumpets as they marched around the Popeyes restaurants seven times.
At one restaurant in Lousiana, a patron was waiting for over 30 minutes for their Popeyes chicken, prompting one of the Chick-fil-A employees to jump over the counter and serve him out of instinct. Similar acts of goodwill were seen all over the country as the Chick-fil-A employees continued to march around the restaurants in an attempt to call down God's wrath upon their mortal foes.
"Oh, shucks, we love our friends here at Popeyes," said one Chick-fil-A worker. "This is just a good bit of fun. But really, they should get out of there as soon as possible."
As the ground beneath the restaurants began to tremble and screaming patrons smashed through windows to escape, the smiling Chick-fil-A employees simply said carrying out the destruction of God's enemies was their pleasure.[/quote]
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-employees-begin-marching-around-popeyes-restaurant-blowing-trumpets
beautiful
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[url=https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/225/537/ee2.jpg]May the war commence[/url]
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Crazy will always be crazy.
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3 AntwortenI guess KFC is next up...
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2 AntwortenThese are just shitposts, right? Because if not that's just ridiculously stupid.
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von unknownuserh: 8/28/2019 1:32:53 AMA new holy crusade
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1 AntwortenPopeyes and Chick Fil A are light years behind Jolibee
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1 AntwortenI stand with the Lord's Chicken.
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1 AntwortenEat more chikenz!!!!!
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1 AntwortenAll hail the Lordz chickenz!
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2 AntwortenI have many questions
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4 AntwortenWhere do I sign up for this march?
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1 AntwortenJosh and the big wall
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Popeye's Chicken is the shiznit!
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3 AntwortenYeah that Popeyes sandwich better by a mile no matter what anyone says
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2 AntwortenPopeye's is winning in free advertising.
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2 AntwortenI wish you and our brethren luck and strength in vanquishing our mortal does, my Divine Red Shirt, Senpai Hoth!
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