Hi WorstGuyEver. Thanks for reaching out to us and including a lot of information. We are tracking an issue with players who have Technicolor and Thompson routers and the CABBAGE error. Unfortunately, there seems to be an issue with the security configuration on these routers and connecting to Destiny properly. Some players have found a fix for this issue by following the steps [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/231008613]in this thread[/url] or [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/241743364]in this thread[/url].