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2/2/2019 6:49:25 AM
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Can attest to this
[quote]ATLANTA, GA—In a press conference held Thursday, Chick-fil-A representatives promised to become the first fast-food chain in the nation to use 100% born-again chickens in their sandwiches, nuggets, strips, and other chicken food products.
While other restaurants have made vague commitments to using "spiritual but not religious" poultry, only Chick-fil-A has taken the challenge to use 100% regenerate chickens in its recipes.
"Every single one of our ethically raised chickens was given a gospel tract, walked through the sinner's prayer, and then baptized---in piping hot peanut oil," one spokesperson said. "As you consume one of our classic chicken sandwiches with a little Polynesian sauce or some delectable Chick-fil-A sauce, rest secure in the knowledge that the chicken you're eating is in a better place."
The Chick-fil-A rep was quick to warn consumers about the dangers of consuming under-sanctified chicken meat.
"Before you take a bite of that McChicken, ask yourself if it accepted Jesus as its Lord and Savior before it was killed," he added. "Side effects of carnal chicken meat may include indigestion, food poisoning, and an overwhelming desire to sin against God."
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https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-commits-to-using-100-born-again-chickens
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1 AntwortenThe bee stings again
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2 AntwortenMy fork & knife are instruments of god, I'm out here doing the lords work, bringing the sinful chickens that have not accepted jesus into their hearts to a tender roasted justice.
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3 AntwortenThis is why I don't mute anyone, sometimes they strike gold and being part of the mine is pertty good. This got a very quiet but genuine laugh. 👍
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1 Antworten[quote][quote]"Before you take a bite of that McChicken, ask yourself if it accepted Jesus as its Lord and Savior before it was killed," he added. "Side effects of carnal chicken meat may include indigestion, food poisoning, and an overwhelming desire to sin against God."[/quote][/quote] How can the other companies compete now?!
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4 AntwortenI got kicked out of Chik fil a the other day cus i bought food at Walmart then sat down in Chik fil a to eat it. :/
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3 AntwortenI wonder if I'd be reduced to a pile of ash after eating that chicken...
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2 AntwortenNow Varvatos remembers why you were muted... [spoiler]He must try extremely hard to keep you unmuted![/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von whiteLI0N: 2/2/2019 7:18:19 PMBaptised in piping hot peanut oil. That is perfect. This implies they cook their chicken alive.
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Bump this is good
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2 AntwortenBabylonBeeBump.
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One of the best ones yet... Good job my home skillet... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenBorn again chicken... *hits blunt* So like... turkeys?
