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All those stupid Savathûn theories people have been putting out have just been making her stronger
Are you happy now? Are you not entertained?!
Well, if we're going to make her stronger, might as well go all out
[spoiler]Savathûn is actually Mara Sov[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn is actually Eris Morn[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn orchestrated thr pact between Mara, Eris and Osiris to take down Oryx[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn was the one to kill Akka, and Oryx just took credit[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn has been guiding our Guardian this entire time[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn possessed our Ghost after TTK, and that's why his voice changed[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn was the one to resurrect us and has always been our Ghost[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn was secretly Taox[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn is in control of the Nine[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn manipulated Skolas to use the Vex tech[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn convinced Rasputin to shoot the Traveler[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn is Rasputin[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn is Sweaperbot[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn was the one manipulating Uldren[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn was actually Cayde and manipulated Uldren into killing her so our Guardian would kill him[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn was Cayde but got Uldren to kill her because she thought it would be funny[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn Is the new raid boss[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Savathûn has a nice rack[/spoiler]
[spoiler]That last one is true btw[/spoiler]
There! Now she'll be one hell of a boss fight for us
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Bearbeitet von zxionisus: 9/19/2018 3:27:51 AMDidn’t Savathun create Edge Transit? And write the screenplay to The Last Jedi? And nerf all the fusion rifles? And hate all the orphans?