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9/20/2018 7:01:09 AM
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Unpopular Opinion 5: Screwing a trap is not gay
Alright let's hope this isn't my last post for a month. But here's my stance on traps:
If you're attracted to a trap because of their feminine form it's not gay cause it's basically the same as liking a girl because of her feminine form, aka, one of the biggest reasons straight guys like girls.
Now, if ur one of those nibbas who says "hurr durr the dick makes it cuter" YOU ARE -blam!-ING GAY.
So basically here's the Rule of thumb for traps:
Put it in the butt/mouth=not gay
Take it in the butt/mouth=GAY
Let's hope mods don't go too hard on me (no homo and no pun intended)
Also, saying traps are gay shows that you don't find the feminine figure attractive so that means that you are the true homosexual.
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4 AntwortenYou're gay if you're first reaction to a trap isnt to run for the -blam!-ing hills as fast as you can. That shit nasty.
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1 AntwortenMakes sense
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3 AntwortenMaybe in animes...not so much in reality.
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1 AntwortenHaving sex with a trap that's a guy when you're a guy is gay though.
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1 AntwortenBut you see, traps are gay becuSe it's a dude. Screwing a dude is always gay unless you aren't a dude yourself. Now if you have socks on, that's a different story
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6 AntwortenFact: traps are gey
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9 AntwortenScrewing a trap is gay. Attraction to the female form is normal(and good), but upon realizing it’s a he, kill it with fire/run to the hills.
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1 AntwortenNah it mega gay.
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1 Antwortenhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/26498424/
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1 AntwortenYeah yeah, can I gnaw on your eyelids?
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2 AntwortenTechnically the average male shlong is about 2% of the whole body So it’s 2% gay
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1 AntwortenWhat if it’s a strap -on?????
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3 AntwortenIs that.... Astolfo? Ugh.....
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2 AntwortenIf you like a trap but don’t know it’s a trap, during that period of time it isn’t gay. However if you learn that she a he and are still attracted to them, you have the big gay
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4 AntwortenWhat is a nibba?
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Nice Astolfo <3
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I have no idea who the person in the pic is, but my trap radar is going off because of it.
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4 AntwortenIf they’ve still got a dong it’s gay, but I’m not really attracted to traps so I’ll never have to deal with that
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Nice bait thrown out
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5 AntwortenTraps? As in trannys ? By that logic you are saying it's not gay to get your dick sucked by a guy... (Flash back to Harold and kumar escape Guantanamo bay anyone?) News flash... it's gay. Nothing wrong with gay, but it's definitely gay. 🤷♂️
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4 AntwortenWell, enjoy your vacation. Also, yes it is. If you know there is a dangler there and you still have relations, that is homosexual. Mind you, there is nothing wrong with being a same sexer or attracted to both, but be honest about it and don't claim you are something else, that just is not healthy for your mental state.
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6 AntwortenDamn Op You’re gonna get hit hard with the paddle
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