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Remain at step one until you are absolutely sure you should move onto step two
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I can't locate my fun parts though!
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Maybe you don't have any fun parts :(((
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I found two small things on my upper chest, are these my fun parts?
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Well, those are probably tits. Tits are fun. I like tits. So yeah, those are a sub-funpart. They distinguish you from 50% of the population and they're also fun. Have your way with them and move onto steps 2-6
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I searched up the things and I'm still unable to find them, even after seeing what they look like. What do now?!
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Keep looking! You're bound to find something that resembles your own fun parts! Try asking people in other chat rooms if they'll send you pictures to compare. I'm sure they'd be happy to help you out!
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I found some pictures and I started dripping a lot. Is this a sign of my fun parts?
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No, as much as it would seem that this would indicate your fun parts it is not. The drip effect is standard on all human beings. When the eyes see somebody else's fun parts, a signal is sent down the body into the underwear sloth's brain, the sloth then drools intensely and sometimes sweats as well. Not many folks get to see their underwear sloth, as they are very shy and will scurry out of sight anytime you try to steal a glance at it. Some even claim that the underwear sloth doesn't exist, but that's preposterous because nothing else explains the drool hair and sweat produced when the eyes see fun parts. When the nose smells fun parts, the liver creates glucose from fats in the body. When the ears hear fun parts, finger and toenails grow. When the skin feels fun parts, volcanoes, even if they're about to erupt, will steadily calm back down and go to sleeeeep. When the tongue tastes fun parts, that's when your own fun parts become engaged and temporarily your first person shooter skills are significantly imporoved. And when all your senses are stimulated by fun parts, silverback gorillas begin to understand the use of stone tools as well as the benefits of religion. Nobody knows how things came to be this way but it's just the way it is.
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Okay, but what about my fun parts? I still haven't found them!