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Bearbeitet von Ghostfire239:
11/20/2016 6:47:10 PM
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The REAL TOTALLY LEGIT Story Behind Lord Gheleon's Cloak (Wolfswood Cloak)
Skorri: *Petting her pet wolf* Heeey little buddy! Oh you are too cute!
Silimar: Gheleon you should cuddle with one of these fellas! They're AWESOME!
Gheleon: *stitching up his cloak* Nah I'm good. I'll hang out with 'em later. Besides, having a pet would probably be too much trouble.
*A wolf walks up to Gheleon*
Skorri: *Giggles* I think he wants to cuddle with you
Gheleon: *Looks at wolf* C'mon, *Points at Skorri* Go back to her.
*Wolf gets closer to Gheleon*
Gheleon:...
Wolf:...*Pisses on Gheleon's cloak*
Skorri: *Gasps*
Silimar: Oh...that...that isn't good.
Gheleon:...*Still staring at the wolf with a blank expression*
*Skorri and Silimar slowly approaching Gheleon*
Skorri: H-hey now Gheleon. Just calm down.
Similar: Y-yeah I'm sure. He didn't mean to do that...SKORRI NOW!
*Gheleon lunges at the wolf with blades in hand while Silimar and Skorri try to hold him back*
Gheleon: *Yelling at the wolf* YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! NO! I'LL BE SURE TO MAKE A CLOAK OUT OF YOU!!
(Elsewhere in the Iron temple)
Felwinter: For light's sake Timur! I said NO!
Timur: It'll be quick! I promise! I just need to open your head to see what kind of machinery is in an Exo's head.
Felwinter: I don't care if it's quick my answer is the sa-
*A howl echos around the Temple*
Felwinter: The hell was that?
*A wolf run past them with fear in it's eyes, Gheleon is walking slowly behind it*
Timur: Strange...*Turns back to Felwinter* So! About that request!
Felwinter: *Groans and slams head on to table*
(Present)
*Saladin and Effrideet talking to a Hunter*
Hunter: So...what happened next? Did Lord Gheleon kill the wolf?
Effrideet: *Looks at the cloak the Hunter is wearing (Wolfswood Cloak)* I think it's safe to say he did more than simply kill it.
Hunter: *Completely oblivious to what Effrideet meant* Huh? What kind of vague, bullshit answer is that?
Saladin: *Coughs and points at Hunter's cloak*
Hunter:*Looks at cloak*...Oh...That's...Oh... *Looks at the wolves that are cowering behind Saladin*...Is that why they're so scared of me?
Saladin: That would be a safe assumption.
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2 Antwortenı sєє ʏou'яє sţıʟʟ һєяє.
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4 AntwortenThis is better than the Vanilla Destiny story
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1 AntwortenNiccccce
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1 AntwortenI think the part I liked most was Felwinter and Timur's little argument.
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1 AntwortenSeems legit
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6 AntwortenShit posting at its finest Ghost
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4 AntwortenUhhh might wanna fix the second to last "saladin" part pls.
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6 AntwortenEfrideet is a pansy that came back after a stronger guardian took care of fighting. She's an embarrassment to the lords and ladies that died for honor.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Elitespear: 11/19/2016 9:49:01 PM
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Nerevar: 11/19/2016 9:35:42 PMI would like this, but there is an actual ghelon cloak and not the wolfswood cloak. Edit: Ok I'll like this anyway
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1 AntwortenI don't typically read stories, but this one was really good. Nice work!
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1 AntwortenThis is great, Nice job!
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1 AntwortenI thought the wolfwood cloak was perun's
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1 AntwortenNice one =-)
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1 AntwortenTL;DR Too many asterisks, not enough fart jokes and booby references
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It is pretty funny how a wolf-skin cloak, and that no one acknowledges it.
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