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B.net with dinosaurs

So my friend was recently looking up some obscure dinosaur fact on google (for whatever reason) and he stumbled across a gold mine. Basically this forum is like b.net with dinosaur discussions. Imagine your stupidest shitpost here, add dinosaurs, and make OP serious. That's what this place is. I'm honestly not sure if this is hell or a goldmine but it's hilarious either way. They have frickin dinosaur battle fanfics and fight over which is better.

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  • Why the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) does that site exist? I looked at some of the discussions and thought the site should change its name to 'idiot.com' or something like that.

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    • Rawr means I love you in dinosaur xD lel <3

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    • Bearbeitet von Vigur6872: 6/12/2016 7:21:03 PM
      [quote]ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY! Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries. The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them. Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites. What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries? How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem? And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this? But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews. They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white. [/quote] Why was this in a dinosaur thread ?? http://m.topix.com/forum/science/dinosaurs/TDSHSJ5TDCGNGOM1T

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    • Bearbeitet von Homo Habilis: 6/11/2016 6:47:24 PM
      Habilis liked this one: [quote]As you may or may not know that far cry 3,far cry 4 and far cry primal are made by UBISOFT. And guess what they make you do in those games? They make you kill tigers, snow leopards, clouded leopards, dholes, white -chested bears, Indian rhino's , Asian elephants etc. And do you know what those animals have in common? THEY ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES ! Thats right, UBISOFT is trying to teach people that it is OK to kill a rare animal. Now you are probably saying "well they are just games so it doesn't matter" actually it does matter, a person playing these games is going to think that killing like say tigers is legal, which it is not. Then they kill one and they go to jail. But they guy says that he played a game where you kill tigers so he thought you could which you can not. UBISOFT what were you thinking ? Teaching children to be poachers ? Someone might as well sue you guys for being complete BUTTHOLES ![/quote] http://m.topix.com/forum/science/dinosaurs/TNFFOMHO9O8OIGIO5 Salt is real.

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      • [quote]As you may or may not know that far cry 3,far cry 4 and far cry primal are made by UBISOFT. And guess what they make you do in those games? They make you kill tigers, snow leopards, clouded leopards, dholes, white -chested bears, Indian rhino's , Asian elephants etc. And do you know what those animals have in common? THEY ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES ! Thats right, UBISOFT is trying to teach people that it is OK to kill a rare animal. Now you are probably saying "well they are just games so it doesn't matter" actually it does matter, a person playing these games is going to think that killing like say tigers is legal, which it is not. Then they kill one and they go to jail. But they guy says that he played a game where you kill tigers so he thought you could which you can not. UBISOFT what were you thinking ? Teaching children to be poachers ? Someone might as well sue you guys for being complete BUTTHOLES ![/quote] Holy shit it's exactly like offtopic.

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        • I think I might make an account on that site and name myself "Genghorosaurus Khan", then make a name for myself by spamming some fancy gimmick and making shitposts. Another name could be "Mongoledon".

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          • What paleontologists do in their free time

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          • [quote]A lone adult Tyrannosaurus prowls the jungle. Its nose picks up the smell of hadrosaurs, which are the preferred prey of T. rex. The tyrannosaur turns, climbs a hill, and spots its dinner: a dead parasaurolophus. As it approaches the corpse, it realizes itÂ’s not alone. A single Spinosaurus and three Giganotosaurus are also interested in feasting on the parasaurolophus. The baby Giga charges the corpse, excited. As it is about to dine the rex attacks. As it opens its mouth to bite down on the Giga, one of the adults charges and rams the rex with its head. The tyrannosaur stumbles but quickly recovers and attacks the Spino, who has begun to eat from the parasaurolophus. Sidestepping, the Spino bites and body-slams the T. rex, sending it staggering to the side. The Spino then moves to the corpse and begins to eat, but the rex has recovered and bites its sail, breaking it. The Spino turns and snaps at the T. rex, cutting it with the tips of its jaws. Enraged, the Tyrannosaurus grabs the SpinoÂ’s neck, and biting with all the power in its jaws, puntures the arteries and slices the windpipe in two. Needless to say, the Spino dies quickly. The T. rex, ignoring the pain in its chest, bites at one of the adult Giganotosaurus. The Giga moves aside before the T. rex can so much as break the skin. The Giga turns and chomps on the rexÂ’s back. Roaring loudly, the rex turns and slams the Giga into a conifer tree. Two of the GigaÂ’s ribs are broken. The Tyrannosaur follows the baby Giganotosaurus. The terrified baby attempts to run away, but trips and slides painfully across the ground. As the rex bends down to kill the baby Giga, one of the adult bites down on the tyrannosaurÂ’s neck, shaking its head around. The Giga then slams the rexÂ’s head onto the ground repeatedly until the tyrannosaur is dead. The baby climbs to his feet. He was not injured badly, and the wounded adult will recover from his broken ribs as well. The pack eat the parasaurolophus and recover. WINNER: GIGANOTOSAURUS[/quote] A 10/10 story I found on a T. Rex vs. Spinosaurus vs. Gigantonosaurus thread.

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            • Lol " tell me something that can beat the megalodon. No arguments required."

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              • Velociraptors did not have feathers you idiots! They were just they are in Jurassic World/Park.

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              • Ok whoever said "this is like bungie.net" on their forums you just killed us all. They are coming and they they will try to join us. If I see one dinosaur post on this forum from one of those weebos I will find you and I will dislike your post ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!!!!!

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                • ಠ_ಠ

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                • We can talk about dinosaurs here Just, expect less discussion of dinosaurs and the most liked comment involves someone having sex with one and a Lenny face

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                  • Yo, VIP, let's suc. it! Succ Succ Baby, Succ succ Baby All right succ, Collaborate and listen Succ is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Succ like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll succ To the extreme I succ a mic like a fish Light up a stage and succ a chump like a candle. Dance, go rush the speaker that booms I'm succing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best succ is a felony Love it or leave it, you better gain way You better hit bull's eye, the Succ Fish don't play If there was a problem, yo, I'll succ it Check out the hook while my DeeJ revolves it Succ Succ Succ Fish, Vanilla, Succ succ Baby, Succ succ Baby, Vanilla, Succ succ Baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the drugs kicked in, and the Fish are succing Quick to the point, to the suc, no faking Succing MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them they ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a calll for teh succ And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my succ can blow The girlies on standby, waving just to say, "Hi!" Did you stop? Yea, but i just succd em and left em Kept on pursuing to the next succ I busted a nut and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo So I continued to #offtopic Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Succ fish lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting my succ on Shay with a gauge and Fish with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine, all I heard was suucccc Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, you know what I mean They passed me up cuz im white, confronted all the black people, shot em on sight If there was a problem, yo, I'll succc it Check out the hook while my Ninjas bans it Take heed, 'cause I'm a succical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the succ sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my succ's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a succ We make it hype and you want to get teh succ Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja bans without any reason, so fast, DeeJs say, "Why do i have to manage this awful community." If my succ was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the succ while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo, I'll succ it! Check out the hook while Luke Smith eats too much Yo, man, let's get out of here! Word to your mother(i succd her)! Succ succ succ fish, Too cold, Succ succ Baby Too cold Too cold Succ succ Baby Too cold Too cold, succ succ Baby Too cold Too cold

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                    • Lol wtf

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                    • I didn't see any Lipleurodon Threads. I'm sad now. Somebody hug me.

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                    • oh my god. that is beyond hilarious!

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                    • Is OT going to raid a forum full of 6yr olds lmao?

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                    • *Opens Door* *Gets on Floor*

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                      • CHARGE

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                        • Did you make a post there? I replied to someone...

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                        • Let's invade.

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                        • Bearbeitet von Kazimierz lll: 6/11/2016 6:54:57 PM
                          Thank you friend, we must destroy them now... FOR THE EMPEROR!

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                        • Alot of salt is there.

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                        • Mother Of God [spoiler]cue meme[/spoiler]

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                        • https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLcIDqHah6ZnBwhp2JpMsX8MBPaRdT6UbM&params=OAFIAVgB&v=LcmBALxDkRY&mode=NORMAL While we're on the topic of dinosaurs...

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