Lucifer has a crush on god ya know.
I also was high off benadryl the other day.
[spoiler]weak af[/spoiler]
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Benadryl is too weak, gotta' get some of that good nyquil. You know?
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No lucifer has a rapë fantasy
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No he is into Vorarephilia
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Duh, that is on the list to become litteraly Satan.
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You have to love god to be Satan though.
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Damn I quit you can have your job back Satan
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Thanks for showing me how unqualified I was for the position
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Yup, you gotta be hella gay for god to the point it drives you mad in order to be satan xP
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That makes sense