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4/17/2016 2:17:31 PM
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So I've been told Finland isn't real.
I am now questioning everything about my existence.
Am I a synth? Or a lizard man? Or Michael Cera?
I was born and raised in Finland and some say it isn't even a real place. I must get to the bottom of this before I fade out of reality.
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Thats because most of the americans are [i][u]really[/u][/i] dumb of geography
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Of course finland isnt real. Everybody knows this
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Bearbeitet von Eluminary: 4/20/2016 1:18:12 PMMost of these supposed countries outside of the United States don't actually exist. If you think you grew up and one of them then you're not actually real... on the plus side this means nothing you do matters so go nuts =p
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2 AntwortenBlue is Michael Cera.
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If fin is end does that mean that Finland is Endland?
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Be afraid
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Finland is as real as North Dakota
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Habilis sorry. This true. Reddit say so: [quote]Oh God here goes. Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice. World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do. Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this. Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights. You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they? The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently. The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory. What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland. There are loads more that they go on about but I can't remember it all at the moment.[/quote] https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2tln69/finland_isnt_real/
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More like Finnland rite????????
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[quote]Michael Cera [/quote] This isn't imgur...
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Finland was never real, neither is Kansas. They are government conspiracies created to cover up the existence of ayyy lmao aliens.
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2 AntwortenIt's not. Finland is non canon now.
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It's ok, I checked a map and compared it to satellite images, Finland is definitely there.
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You're a swede bud.
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2 AntwortenIt is real, people are just messing with you or stupid. JK you are a synth built by oscorp.
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5 Antworten[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] I think I know how you feel.
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2 AntwortenHa! Next time they'll be denying climate- Oh. Oh yeah.
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5 AntwortenYou're a soviet sleeper cell
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Nah fam, you're lettuce.
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1 AntwortenDefinitely Cera.
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1 AntwortenFinland? Never heard of it. [spoiler]:P[/spoiler]
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It's real. Ignore the butthurt Russians telling you otherwise.
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1 AntwortenClearly whoever told you that is just trying to have Simo Hayha be erased from history. Clearly whoever would want to do such a thing is a butt hurt Russian Commie. Don't let him win, embrace your history.
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Every person is a lizard[spoiler][/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenIf the border there isn't called the Finnish line I am so disappointed in all of you and will deny Finland's existence for the rest of my life now.
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Finn the Finnish. Huh.
