[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote] [b]Cayde[/b]: Bubbles. Give. It. Back. [b]Bubbles[/b]: NO. [b]Cayde[/b]: Give it back to me right this instant! [b]Bubbles[/b]: NO. [b]Cayde[/b]: Don't use that tone with me, young man! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. [b]Bubbles[/b]: NO. [i]Cayde throws his arms up.[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: I'm done. This is ridiculous. [i]Solis walks over.[/i] [b]Solis[/b]: Mr. Six, may I try? [b]Cayde[/b]: Be my guest. [b]Solis[/b]: Okay... Bubbles, tell me what happened. [b]Bubbles[/b]: Cayde was gonna eat Mr. Cream! [i]Solis looks at Cayde. Cayde shrugs.[/i] [b]Solis[/b]: Mr. Cream? [i]Bubbles nods.[/i] [b]Bubbles[/b]: Ya. [i]The Defender holds up a wrapped, rectangular package: a pre-collapse creamy nougatty caramel bar.[/i] [b]Solis[/b]: Wait a minute, the candy bar? [i]Bubbles nods.[/i] [b]Bubbles[/b]: Ya. [i]Cayde is in the background banging his head on the wall.[/i] [b]Solis[/b]: Bubbles, it's just a candy bar. There's nothing special about it. [b]Bubbles[/b]: You don't know that. He could have children! Tiny children. With cute little feet. [i]Solis slowly exhales.[/i] [b]Solis[/b]: Look, Bubbles. If it was alive, you would know. Okay? [b]Bubbles[/b]: That's just what he WANTS you to think! [b]Solis[/b]: What does that even mean? [i]Cayde walks up to Solis and Bubbles.[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: That's enough. I think I have a solution that will solve everyone's problems... [i]Bubbles looks at Cayde. Cayde looks at Bubbles. Cayde tackles Bubbles across the room.[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: GIVE ME BACK MY SNICKERS BAR YOU LITTLE TWERP. [i]Cayde grabs at one end of the bar. Bubbles holds onto the other end.[/i] [b]Bubbles[/b]: NO. [b]Cayde[/b]: IT'S MY BAR, GIVE IT BACK! [b]Bubbles[/b]: NO! [i]The two pull back and forth in a tug-of-war for the wrapped candy bar. The wrapper crinkles and cracks as they forcefully yank at each end. Eventually, the middle of the bar splits. Cayde and Bubbles fall back in opposite directions. Cayde looks down at his half.[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: -blam!-! [b]Bubbles[/b]: MR. CREAM, NOOOOOOO!!!! [i]Cayde takes a bit out of his half as Bubbles watches.[/i] [b]Bubbles[/b]: HOW COULD YOU?! [i]Bubbles slowly caresses his half.[/i] [b]Bubbles[/b]: Hush child, don't cry. Only tender love now....