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[b]Cayde[/b]: Bubbles. Give. It. Back.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: NO.
[b]Cayde[/b]: Give it back to me right this instant!
[b]Bubbles[/b]: NO.
[b]Cayde[/b]: Don't use that tone with me, young man! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: NO.
[i]Cayde throws his arms up.[/i]
[b]Cayde[/b]: I'm done. This is ridiculous.
[i]Solis walks over.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Mr. Six, may I try?
[b]Cayde[/b]: Be my guest.
[b]Solis[/b]: Okay... Bubbles, tell me what happened.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Cayde was gonna eat Mr. Cream!
[i]Solis looks at Cayde.
Cayde shrugs.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Mr. Cream?
[i]Bubbles nods.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Ya.
[i]The Defender holds up a wrapped, rectangular package: a pre-collapse creamy nougatty caramel bar.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Wait a minute, the candy bar?
[i]Bubbles nods.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Ya.
[i]Cayde is in the background banging his head on the wall.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Bubbles, it's just a candy bar. There's nothing special about it.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: You don't know that. He could have children! Tiny children. With cute little feet.
[i]Solis slowly exhales.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Look, Bubbles. If it was alive, you would know. Okay?
[b]Bubbles[/b]: That's just what he WANTS you to think!
[b]Solis[/b]: What does that even mean?
[i]Cayde walks up to Solis and Bubbles.[/i]
[b]Cayde[/b]: That's enough. I think I have a solution that will solve everyone's problems...
[i]Bubbles looks at Cayde.
Cayde looks at Bubbles.
Cayde tackles Bubbles across the room.[/i]
[b]Cayde[/b]: GIVE ME BACK MY SNICKERS BAR YOU LITTLE TWERP.
[i]Cayde grabs at one end of the bar.
Bubbles holds onto the other end.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: NO.
[b]Cayde[/b]: IT'S MY BAR, GIVE IT BACK!
[b]Bubbles[/b]: NO!
[i]The two pull back and forth in a tug-of-war for the wrapped candy bar.
The wrapper crinkles and cracks as they forcefully yank at each end.
Eventually, the middle of the bar splits.
Cayde and Bubbles fall back in opposite directions.
Cayde looks down at his half.[/i]
[b]Cayde[/b]: -blam!-!
[b]Bubbles[/b]: MR. CREAM, NOOOOOOO!!!!
[i]Cayde takes a bit out of his half as Bubbles watches.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: HOW COULD YOU?!
[i]Bubbles slowly caresses his half.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Hush child, don't cry. Only tender love now....
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GOD. DAMNIT. BUBBLES!!!!
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Bubbles reminds me so much of Caboose from red vs blue. Also when will this even be a animated show! I'm just waiting for the Xur part!
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Ahah. These always bring a smile to my face. I hope you don't plan to stop creating these amazing stories.
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Rip mr cream "The body will decay. But the spirit lingers on"
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WHY MR CREAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr cream
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Mr.Cream!!!!!!!!!!!
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How could he just kill mr cream like that
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[i]*facepalms*[/i] I'm gonna go. When you hear the guardian down alert by the edge of the tower, don't pay any attention to it
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Ugh... I love Bubbles and all, but that boy really has some issues...
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In the King's Fall episodes you should have the crew stop at the Food Court of Oryx lol
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STOP GETTING BANNED
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Lol this made me crack up. Bubbles sounds exactly like caboose from Red vs Blue.
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lmao transformers
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Bearbeitet von Dharak Colossus: 2/4/2016 11:20:18 PMI died when bubbles started singing the transformers theme. Lmaoooo.... Being the principle of a school of dimwi- guardians! is fecking hard work.
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Bearbeitet von Fal Chavam: 2/2/2016 5:02:02 AM[spoiler]Not sure what I would do without bubble's random and barely coherent thought process.[/spoiler] LMAOROFL.
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I read bubbles lines with a Cleveland junior voice in my head.
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Crap! Please just stop with the dumbness.
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Is there anybody named Bubbles? Cuz if they're isn't I'll make it my name as a joke XD
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Trust me, I wanted to strangle bubbles.
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This makes up for episode 21. HILARIOUS!!!!
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Bearbeitet von ShawnsEPIC: 2/1/2016 6:26:32 PMI'd probably find this funny if I were in the third grade, too.
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that was priceless, good to know cayde handled the situation about the same way i would... except with less fire and / or use of shiny objects as distractions.
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Lol @ transformers quote
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Bubble is amazing