You went with "Forum Bro" satire. Never do that. Idiotic, "fite me irl"arguments are much easier to see through when done as satire because when serious they already hug that line of insanity pretty tightly and there isn't room for joking past a certain point. Generally the best satire I've seen on these forums is when you take the time to carefully craft a coherent argument or statement, albeit one almost nobody would seriously agree with, and just slip in one little thing that gives it away as complete B.S.. Just making a long thing that doesn't have the giveaway or punchline and relying on the satire tag is also bad satire, it should be distinguishable by careful reading without the tag ideally but well-disguised so the folks who don't read won't catch it. Just some tips based on what satire seems to be successful and entertaining rather than just another "oh dear lord here we go" thread.