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B8-O-Meter ___ |__| |█| How many fish are you trying to catch? |█| |█| That's a lot of b8 |█| |█| Definitely b8 |█| |█| B8 |█| |█| Probably b8 |█| |█| might be b8 |█| |█| Unlikely b8 |█| |█| Probably not b8 |█| |█| Not b8 I've got so much [$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°;̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) Lenny searches for targets... ͡+ ͜ʖ ͡+) Targets marked for annihilation. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny kills his target. Swiggity   ∧_∧   ( ̄3 ̄)  ⊂ ⊂ )    ( ( (    (_(_)       Swooty    ∧_∧        ( ̄3 ̄)       ( U つ     ) ) ) (_)_) I'm ∧_∧   ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂_へ つ  (_)| 彡 (_) Coming ∧_∧   ( -_- )っ (っ / Lノ┘ For that   ∧___∧ ⊂( -_ - )  ヽ ⊂二/  (⌒) / Booty! /        \ |  。   。 | \  ___ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER (•_•) <) )╯because I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ   \\ _    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2     < ⌒ヽ F    /   へ\ A    /  / \\ B    レ ノ   ヽ_つ 4   / / Y   / /| O  ( (ヽ U  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ (_/ (╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /フフ        / ノ)         ) ヽ / |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ.,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ / 丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/    `ヽ `ー-’人`ーノ     丶  ̄ _人’彡ノGONNA LIFT THAT BOOTY BBY / イ    (((ヽ (  ノ      ̄Y\ | (\   | ) ヽ ヽ`(0__0)/ノ /  \ | ⌒Y⌒ / /   |ヽ  |  ノ/   \トー仝ーイ    | ミ土彡/    |    | JOHN CENAAAAA (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (ಥ﹏ಥ) ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) (ノ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ︵┻┻ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・゚ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε✄ ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ─=≡Σᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) (⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─ ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ༄ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [¬_¬] (•-• ) t(•-•t ) ___M____ (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ Hands up < ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>  ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /´    ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) /      >     ,ノ      ∠_,,,/´” THOU SHALL BE LOOKED ON BY LENNYDAKTUL ᕙ(░ಥ╭͜ʖ╮ಥ░)━☆゚.*・。゚ (΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵)ʃ ________( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)____ ███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ UPLOADING VIRUS.EXE ████████████████] 99%
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  • Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist in the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view. Look at his battle record: Maul: Has low ground, wins Dooku: No high ground, loses Greivous: Has low ground, wins Vader: Has high ground, wins Vader rematch: No high ground, loses Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request with typical Jedi arrogance, he could have beat Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in Senate debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight Palpatine, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin failed to maintain balance in the universe, symbolic of his fall to the dark side. Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground. This is the only reason why ______ killed ______ in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; in space, there is no high ground as there is no frame of reference from which there is a high or low ground, due to the lack of gravity. In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, he lets himself die on the Death Star so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence. (Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.) In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that gaping pit that does nothing. In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Buddhist doctrine in order to invoke his high-ground powers.

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  • https://i.imgur.com/Q8aplyK.jpg [spoiler]fecking a trap is only 2 percent gei [/spoiler]

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  • [Candace] AHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! AHH! [Street Performer 1] Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream! [Candace] AHHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants! [Street Performer 1] That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants. [Candace] There are squirrels in my pants! [Street Performer 1] Tell me makin' you jump like that! [Background] S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants! [Street Performer] Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats... [Background] S-I-M-P, [Candace & Background] Squirrels in my pants! [Street Performer 1] S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me... [Street Performer 2] Step right over and watch me put it down... [Candace] Squirrels Squirrels! [Street Performer 2] Step right over and watch me put it... [Background & Street Performer 2] S to the I to M to the P! [Street Performer 2] Who you got back and watering your plants? [Backgound] S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants... [Street Performer 1] How can I qualify for government graaaants... [Background] S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants... [Street Performer 2] Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance... [Background] S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants... [Street Performer 1] Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance... [Background] She can't see the- [Candace] Squirrels in my Pants! [Street Performers] Step right over and watch me put it down... [Candace] Squirrels! Squirrels! [Street Performers] Step right over and watch me put it down... [Background] S to the I to the M to the P! [Candace] AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

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  • https://youtu.be/qcjUM0SoKls [spoiler]5 reasons Spongebob can beat Goku[/spoiler]

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  • To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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    • https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

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    • Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to discover interplanetary travel.

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    • Well don't let this distract you from the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992

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      SARGENTO TUBBO THEO BESTO SENSEIO OFO THEO DOJOEO "Fluff you I don't need a bio." [b]Appearance:[/b] Pale skin, and dog like eyes. Where his eyes should be white, it is brown, and he has large black pupils. This enhances his vision in the dark and his general perception. His grin is that of a Jesters and his nose roman In shape, though small. He is 5'8, probably. Have fun trying to measure him. [b]Race:[/b] Troll [b]Age:[/b] It's not polite to ask a lady!(Old enough to be yo Daddy but young enough to get some! High Five!) [b]Armor:[/b] Made of a light titanium alloy, the dark brown fitting chest plate, shoulder pads and leggings completely protects Tubbs body from fire. It heightens his senses when worn, allowing him to act a little faster then most based on instinct(for example, he could dodge a blade easier when it's swung at him than an average person, and that's stacked on top of his expert fighting experience. However he is obviously not capable of dodging a bullet like it's in slow motion, however he could find cover quickly.). [u]Exosuit-[/u] Cloaking: the suit grants a temporary cloaking ability that can hide the user from up to twenty feet of the naked eye. Shields: An electric shield that protects the armour and its user from harm. This shield is fragile however and takes time to recharge once depleted(ten replies total and you not being hit). It will be immediately shattered by something like a .50 cal, but will be able to take on around 5 .44 caliber bullets. Please use discretion when applying attacks to your shield. It is more resistant to energy based weapons. Armour: The suits armour is meant to be protective as much as it can be. The suit by default can protect the user from anything below a .44 caliber bullet. Anything that is as powerful or more will dent and break the armour. Even then anything lower than that, if used effectively, will damage the armour. [spoiler]I got this suit from one of Pants’s plots, the 3 things above were default. The stuff below are modifications he let us choose.[/spoiler] Helmet: Perceptive: The suits V.I allows him to see a full 190 degrees in front of him. Making it easier to spot more in his vision. Cloak: Rubber lined: Able to be protected from fire and be immune to electric attacks from the back. Also provides protection from explosions(not the blast itself, just what it gives off). Right Arm: Blade: A timascus steel blade that ejects from the arm and halts itself an inch past the users middle finger. -Eject(the blade can launch itself from the users wrist for a lethal ranged attack. The user can loot the blade and reattach it to their armour). (Either way the blade can remain in its fixed state at the users command) Left Arm: Grappling hook: A hook that can wrap around anything it is able too. It retracts as well, allowing the user to pull something or themselves with the item. Chest piece: Heavy Shielding: Increases systems electronic shields significantly to protect the user from all forms of damage for longer. Greaves and Boots: Power Thrusters: Small jets on the bottom of your feet will propel him ten feet into the air and drop him back down safely.(will prevent fall damage). Bonus Ability: Havoc: When the suit is on critical, he can allow the suits V.I take control as he exits the suit. The V.I will use the armour and fight hostiles around him until it is rendered useless. Cosmetics: https://imgur.com/gallery/0yjCn [spoiler]the last one out of those 3 pics[/spoiler] [b]Weapons:[/b] Cloak of Ske-I mean invisibility!: the once ragged cloak of invisibility has been modded by Tubbs to look better. The cloak is now lining a dark black pelt tanned by Tubbs after he skinned it of off one of his foes(luv u Sketch <3). The cloak consists of the cape and a hood which Tubbs can easily wrap around him to turn invisible. In combat, Tubbs can use the cloak a single time to sneak attack his foes WITHOUT FAIL(no tech nor magic can detect him in this state(also the attack will not be lethal, though it does allow him to easily exploit weaknesses)). However, he could also use this ability to simply get away from combat. But the pelt from that foe isn't just for looks, it allows him to turn into a 7 foot tall, black werewolf like creature when needed. And it's faster and stronger than he normally is, but however can only be used when he's close to death. And lasts 10 turns(any damage taken in normal mode, isn't transferred to this, and any damage taken in this, isn't transferred over to his normal mode). Pants of defense: A unique pair of dark jeans which are imbued with magical energy. Given to Tubbs by Falk, and also repaired, these pants create an anti-matter shield which negates any form of damage done for two turns. However it requires time to use them. Tubbs has to activate the pants two turns before their use, and then they turn on automatically. The pants protect Tubbs for TWO OF HIS FOES REPLIES before they run out of charge and have to regenerate for ten of Tubbs turns in order to be activated again. Kronus Scythe: A collapsible scythe which folds on Tubbs back for easy usage, then can unfold when he wields it, this dark grey adamantum shafted scythe has a carbadium blade on each side which can cleave through armour using the sheer amount of force that's behind it during a single swing. This carbadium is one of the strongest steels known in the Galaxy, and has anti-regenerative properties which results in intense bleeding for its victims. Tubbs can wield the scythe with only one hand with ease, as he's a master at the craft. The blades on the scythe are coated with a weak poison which hinders its victims reflexes. It also emits smoke from the blades for diversions/badassery. UPDATE: Can now emit waves of fire or ice up to 10 feet. Yuk.87: A small black sub-machine gun that Tubbs keeps inside his coat and concealed, this gun has an incredibly fast fire rate yet is wildly inaccurate. It is a barrage of death within close quarters, but anything past 20ft will stand easily against it. It has a 200 round .22mm drum magazine and a snub barrel. The top unfolds into a crossbow which Tubbs can load if he runs out of ammo, or if he just wants to stick a bolt in you. It goes great with a scythe! Cupid's bow: A black recurve bow adorned with pink ruby hearts, this bow is capable of infatuating anyone it's arrows strike. The arrows are lovely, and shocking...literally. The arrows electrocute you, and the victim becomes hopelessly in love with Tubbs for a single turn(because his ego wasn't big enough). Poseidon's Trident: A three pronged golden trident that fires highly pressurized water from its tips, this weapon is capable of killing whales, and armour. When Tubbs raises his hand, the trident will fly into it no matter its location. [b]Magic:[/b] Ring of fire: Allows Tubbs to fire concentrated fire balls the size of bowling balls. They carry no force, but will light anything they touch aflame. He can also light himself aflame for 8 replies, which allow him to easily ignite his foes on fire if they get to close if he contacts them(this also makes his Bullets incendiary and sets his scythe on fire). Not to mention he can summon 3 spears made completely of fire that are controlled telepathically. Tubbs 2: A phantom of Tubbs, this clone wields a long sword and is adorned In a black torn cloak. It can be killed in only a few hits, but it always manages to turn a fight on its head with a 2v1. Portal stone: A stone that allows Tubbs to open two dark black portals in any location. Anything can enter/exit. The Stone is an oval shape and looks like glass, but the inside is a glowing dark purple like smoke constantly moving around. And to go with it is a spell book Tubbs won in the first tournament, which allows him to make the portals suck things up and spit them out the other side, make them light on fire, and makes them turn into ice. Speed: Tubbs is able to be -blam!-ing fast. Like -blam!-ing light speed. Have fun. (Apparently he's too much of a silly pants to actually use it In a fight though. Like some one has his hand almost clenched around his throat and will squeeze if he screws this up.) Strength: Tubbs can lift half a ton in weight, and can easily punch through an oak tree and turn it into the salty spittoon. Glide: Tubbs can hover across the air and fall slowly when he jumps, which allows him to get across long jumps and distances quickly.

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      • (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

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      • Why don't I have anything to copy :(

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      • I neeeeeeeeeeed something else to put here...

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      • Pardon me, did you just threaten me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup-drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo. Not even Canadian. This is just hilarious.

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      • Porch Day=May 24

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      • Wort Day=May 25th

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