Share your dirtiest one if you dare! One day I had to go pee when I was outside. Instead of going inside I just covered myself in bushes and peed. No one was watching me. After that I made a regular habit of doing that. Then one day I had to crap. I was having lots of fun outside. So I just went into the bushes. The neighbor's dog pees there a lot. So while he was walking his dog he spotted one big terd there. The person took out a plastic bag and picked it up. He was mumbling, "Fido! You never crap this much." I stood there watching nearly bursting with laughter him picking up my crap. I never went in the bushes again.