What was the first thing you did this morning? I jacked off.
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Went down stairs and got some work done.
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Relived yesterday
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Woke up.
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epic le maymay xD
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Cool story bro.
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I bust a nut on a pigeon.
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Throw my 16262635th alarm clock into a wall.
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I woke up.
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Read Cracked articles.
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Went back to sleep
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5 RespostasI've been trying to find out who this one lady is who I saw on the internet...
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1 ResponderWell, the first thing I do is talk to corporate...
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Thought about doin that. But then i played saints row
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I plowed your mother.
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Wow, that's so much swag I forgot how lame you are
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6 RespostasTruly the peak of this forum's evolution.
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whats waking up?
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I went outside and got chicken eggs from my chicken coop.
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I can't remember
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9 RespostasShit, shave, shower.
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Went to church.
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1 ResponderI miss when shit like this would get locked and the OP would be perma'd.
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1 ResponderGot a blow job.
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I'm still awake.