Think about it, if you’re standing on the ground in real life, you’re going to have much better aim than if you’re jumping around in the air. That’s just common sense. While we’re at it, if your guardian is on the ground, moving over uneven terrain, they should occasionally trip over and drop their gun. If your guardian is running up some stairs, every now and again they should stub their toe and be unable to run or walk properly for a few days. If your guardian grazes a wall, maybe they catch their sleeve and it rips and now your armour’s all ruined and you don’t want to wear it anymore, so you take it to the charity shop, but the charity shop doesn’t want it because they have too much stock already, so you say “but I walked all the way here to donate this” and they say “you could try the one down the end of the high street” so you go there and they don’t want it either, so you end up selling it on eBay and getting into a dispute about postage cost, then 3 weeks later your brother-in-law says “I would have bought that off you for twice as much, why didn’t you ask me?” so you say “I didn’t think it suited you” now he’s offended and won’t talk to you, there’s tension at the dinner table and the meal is ruined. EDIT: be cool with people who didn’t get the joke! Sometimes people read posts carefully, sometimes people skim them. I’m sure we’ve all got the wrong end of the stick at some point in our lives and looked foolish. It’s really nothing to get heated about - just a bit of silly fun. 👍