[i]The sign outside is old, dusty, and has a few hole in it, but the lights are on and the beer is cold.[/i] Inside you see a bar, bottles line the shelf behind the counter, and the man behind the counter waves you in. [b][u]Menu[/u]:[/b] Bottom shelf: $5 Mid shelf: $10 Top shelf: $20 Craft beers: $12 “Nachos*”: $250 Miscellaneous Limbs: $15 Cocktails: $15 [i]A small disclaimer at the bottom of the menu reads:[/i] *Under offtopic law any building that serves limbs must also serve normal food, so here is me, technically doing that. “Come on in, it might be the plague and everything’s on fire, but I’m open for business and free to chat.”