*near the northern forest of offtopic, a large gunship with a tent and kiosk stood, BudgieKing and a unknown kiwi bird stood near a ribbon and the kiwi was holding a sword the size of a toothpick* *budgieking waddles up to a microphone and coughs to clear his inner monologue* “Hello fellow offtopickles, and welcome to the opening of the Katze forge, my assistant charlamang will take the rest of the presentation from here” *The kiwi walks up to the mic, and is shaking in fear* “Hello, I’m charlamang, I’m a expert gun smith, and have dabbled in blacksmithing, so budgie decided that it would be great to test the field and to see if I can keep up with production... soooo, I have opened a shop for the day....” *charlamang looks worrying into the back room, and budgieking was preparing the forge* “So, uh... please place your orders over here, no need to pay... this is just a test trial for me......” *the kiwi quickly dashes into the forge room and the sound of clanking metal began*