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4/5/2019 3:41:42 AM
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My Brother Stole My Shampoo.
He is dead now.
I fricken had to wash my hair with body wash.
The amount of conditioner i wasted trying to keep my scalp from kermitting is unreal
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#Offtopic
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2 RespostasSimple solution to that problem! Put your shampoo in a non-shampoo bottle. Buy a bottle of Nair and put it in your shampoo bottle, but only about half full. Now, sit back and enjoy the show!
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Stick his toothbrush in the toilet.
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2 Respostas“Florida man caught in the act of beating his brother to death with an empty shampoo bottle” Damn Dove you gotta invest in softer plastics.
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1 ResponderYou shower?
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2 RespostasBrothers...how dare he steal your shampoo? What could he possibly gain from making a mortal enemy of his own kin?
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1 ResponderYou should grow scales instead. Much easier
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Did you say this to him while you dealt the killing blow?
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1 ResponderThis is why I wear a Bucket Helmet [spoiler]My hair is waaaaaaaaay wack[/spoiler]
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6 RespostasRip. Sometimes the hardships of the 21st century are unbearable.
