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2/10/2019 4:21:29 AM
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if you had to hide a body how would you dispose of it
i would chop the hands and feet off and feed the body to hungry pigs
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A tub or barrel filled with lye.
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Put a kitchen knife in the victims back and leave it on the lawn of that one guy who still has his halloween decorations up down the street.
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Incinerator
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*FBI has entered the chat*
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1 ResponderI’d tell ya, but then I’d have to kill ya
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4 RespostasCut up the body real fine, dispose of the teeth, and put the cut up body in the sink food disposal.
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5 RespostasEditado por Fixit: 2/10/2019 11:19:32 PMRemove their teeth. Cut off their hands and feet. Burn the body, hands and feet. Melt the teeth. Then dispose of the waste in the mountains. [spoiler]anyone that doesn't remove the teeth are a amateur 😎[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderStash it in an abandoned house in Baltimore. It will be assumed to be gang violence, or drug related and quicky filed anyway as unimportant.
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[b]Erase[/b] the body. Which means there's literally no traces left; they're non-existent.
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4 RespostasGet the strongest acid I could find, and melt that bitch.
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6 RespostasThrow it in the middle of the street with an alcohol bottle nearby to make it look like a fatal accident.
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1 ResponderFeed it to my principal
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2 RespostasI'd eat it
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... Rock crusher... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Shove it into a dead shark and cast it into the sea.
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Put it in my neighbor’s trash can
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[b]FBI:[/b] [i]Open the hell up you filthy bastard.[/i]
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The ball pit at the kiddies play ground.
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Easy, boil the body, gets rid off all evidence and distorts the dna, then break the teeth (no dental records). Then cut it up and boil it again then you can put it anywhere. [spoiler]Or you know, burn it...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Sips tea [/spoiler]
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I’d of been smart and killed them in such a way that the authorities handle that crap. But if it’s past that you could always try eating it 😛
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seal the limbs in concrete and throw it into the ocean
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I'd run it through a wood chipper into a river.
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1 ResponderNot that it would be entirely easy to do, but..... I'd get a concrete cast shaped like a rectangle and submerge the body in concrete. Once it's hardened I take it out of the cast. I pick off a few sides and shape it to look like a naturally formed boulder. Then I drive it to a remote location. Maybe the woods. I dig a hole big enough to fit half of the rock then bury it in the ground with half of it sticking out. I'd do this to make it look like the boulder is old and has naturally sunk into the ground with time. I'd cover the ground around it with moss to hide the freshly dug earth. Then I drive away. No one's going to suspect a rock
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3 RespostasResorces at my disposal for body disposal: 1. Sentient, organically grown nano-bots. 2. Airlock. 3. A reactor. (No I'm not describing it further) 4. Irradiated star cruiser.
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What would be the point of chopping the feet off? Pigs can eat skulls but not toes?
