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I'll take forty. ~Keeper of the Final Wishes
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2 RespostasStep 1: eat talking worm Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
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3 RespostasI SAWED THIS ASCENDANT REALM IN HALF
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Just use the Mafuba and keep them trapped inside a vase, but don’t forget the seal like Goku did.
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How to kill a god: 1. get some willpower 2. get a weapon that uses paracausal damage 3. deal a lot damage thank you for attending my TED Talk
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Just unplug the Ethernet cord when they kneel.
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ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 RespostasEditado por G0lden Hunt3r: 1/15/2019 1:36:15 AM"How to permanently kill a hive god" Tell it to play competitive and not come out untill he played a match where no one used a shotgun. He'll be stuck there till destiny 4.
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I’m going to need a tether with a tether that has a tether which is tethered to a tether that the first tether has and in turn has a tether in tether with tether that is tethered to xol.
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1 ResponderI'll taKe YoUr WhOle sTocK!
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Just dismantle your Whisper of the Worm. Voila... one dead Hive God.
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Wait but tethers run out of time shortly after using it.
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3 RespostasThis is a real (soul) steal, where can I get my totally not hive god infused hand cannon or sniper today?
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1 ResponderLight-draining hand cannons... did y’all make Thorn?
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5 Respostasi bet china is making a knockoff right now
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a few bug bombs should do the trick
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2 RespostasGrab a gun grab more guns grab more people walk through their home away form home and kill a ton till you happen upon the entrance to their throne world then kiellllllll
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3 RespostasWhat a bargain!
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4 RespostasWe killed Xol in the real world, not his ascendant realm. So technically, he's not permanently dead. Xol raid lair anyone?
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1 ResponderMe no like wall of text.
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2 Respostas*Rasputin wants to know your location*
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Take it into mayhem with 6 hunters with shards of galanor and blade barrage
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4 RespostasCan I get a sniper with some God’s soul? Also, do you happen to have next day shipping?
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5 RespostasBut but but.... If we kill them permanently, we can't keep re-killing them for sweet sweet loot!
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Can I get one in the form of middle launching shoulder pads that don’t look hideous(bet even with middles they would be smaller then most in d2)