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Editado por Duardo:
8/1/2016 5:50:03 PM
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Do my puns need a nerf?
I don't mean to be a thorn in anybody's side, but I feel as though it's my destiny to get in the last word. Some of these took a lot of patience and time to come up with, so please just read through. Some of them just might be an icebreaker and shatter their way into your heart. Of course I can't make you like them. I'm no universal remote, but I do enjoy a pun every once and awhile. Even when people tell me to stop, but I keep going. It'll be the fate of all fools however should they do that with no backup plans.....
[spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to the #Destiny forum. See [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/140391030/0/0]Cozmo's thread[/url] for more information about the #Destiny tag and its uses.
Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler]
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25 RespostasBitch, get on my level [spoiler] Maybe this will be The First Curse but... I'll be the Ice Breaker. I have a Obsidian Mind and I'm gonna give you the Truth. I'm not a Vex offender but Baby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light With your Gorgon's Gaze. We don't need a Chaperone. We can just go back to my place in Monte Carlo And use Fabians Stratagy, The Ram, or The Stag maneuver While listening to the Ace of Spades. Now with your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode As you play with my Telesto. I'm the Lord of Wolves for a reason;) I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have Patience and Time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open, Move your Gatekeeper, And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Hopefully my Luck In The Chamber works But don't worry about Hereafter, Cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. Maybe next time we can have the Shield Brothers over and the 4th Horseman. If you're into it, The Third Man can watch as you give me the Oracles delight. Needless to say but this may have been our Destiny to meet here because After me, there is No Land Beyond But I have to go, I have No Time To Explain. Until next time, I'll have The Last Word. [/spoiler]
