…because it can only be stopped by: Mida Multi-tool Jade Rabbit Doctrine of Passing Invective Lord of Wolves Havoc Pigeon Party Crasher Jack Burton (it’s all in the reflexes) Conspiracy Theory Universal Remote Hawkmoon Misadventure (so many exploding containers) Blink Strike Hammers of Sol Bruce "Don't Call Him Ash" Campbell (hail to the king, baby) Arcblade Misjudging Distance (stop a foot short and wave just before death) Nova Bomb Doctrine of Passing Mr. Furley’s Fashion Sense (blinding) Sticky Grenade (any) Shadowshot Smoke Bomb Throwing Knife Misadventure (oh, there’s a ledge there) Golden Gun The Last Word The First Curse Groo (bring the cheese dip) Radiance Fireborn Misadventure (guess that was MY Lightning Grenade I ran thru) Stormtrance Thunderstrike Scorch Telesto Pro Sports Championship in Cleveland (it wasn’t a dream) Colovance’s Duty Bretomart’s Stand Tormod’s Bellows Finnala’s Peril Ashraven’s Flight Scott Sterling’s Face (a wall that feels pain & cries a lot) 1000 Yard Stare Queenbreaker’s Bow Chuck Norris’s Shadow (duh) Ironwreath-D Hawksaw The Dealbreaker Fozzy Bear (wok-ka wok-ka wok-ka, Fozzy Bear is gonna rock-ya) Storm Fist Sunstrike LDR 5001 Y-09 Longbow Dodge Duck Dip Dive Dodge Suros Regime Red death Tlaloc Her Memory Aegis of the Reef Fus Ro Dah Grasp of Malok Smite of Merain Nirwen’s Mercy Spoon!!! Soulstealer’s Claw Hung Jury Hereafter Plan C Clubber Lang (prediction: pain) Shoulder Charge Zhalo Supercell ACD/0 Feedback Fence Falcon Punch So far these things have been unable to stop it: Lucy van Pelt (I shoulder charged that football along with her @$$...the psychiatrist is out and you can keep the nickel!) Pinatas Nerf Products Ironwreath A, B, or C The Middle Expletive My teammates (try tho they might…I’ll run at that Universal Remote until it works dammit!!) That guy right there. With the thing. In the line. The annoying one. To the left. You know who you are. Crybabies #IronBanner #Crucible #teethknockedoutthebackofmyhead #honkifyoumissthorn #istinkatpvp