a more recent incident
>be me, mutt
>has about 2 grams
>grandma leaves, says she's gonna be gone 4 awhile
>-blam!-yeah.png
>she leaves
>bring out the ol can
>get high af all by myself
>play some cod and scream
>eat some food
>it's only been around 10 minutes
>gran comes home
>shiiiiiit.jpg
>spray Glade air freshener into my mouth
>help her with groceries
>"put the ice cream sandwiches away please"
>s a n d w i c h e s
>alright me, ya got this
>obviously puts them into plastic ziplock bags, because they're sandwiches
>gotta keep em cool B)
>put baggies of around 30 ice cream sandwiches into fridge
>winning
>fast forward a few hours
>gran finds em
>get yelled at, they melted
>mfw
(Edit, stories must be in greentext)
(Edit 2, some of these are pretty fūckin funny, keep it up)
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