a more recent incident >be me, mutt >has about 2 grams >grandma leaves, says she's gonna be gone 4 awhile >-blam!-yeah.png >she leaves >bring out the ol can >get high af all by myself >play some cod and scream >eat some food >it's only been around 10 minutes >gran comes home >shiiiiiit.jpg >spray Glade air freshener into my mouth >help her with groceries >"put the ice cream sandwiches away please" >s a n d w i c h e s >alright me, ya got this >obviously puts them into plastic ziplock bags, because they're sandwiches >gotta keep em cool B) >put baggies of around 30 ice cream sandwiches into fridge >winning >fast forward a few hours >gran finds em >get yelled at, they melted >mfw (Edit, stories must be in greentext) (Edit 2, some of these are pretty fūckin funny, keep it up)