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4/25/2016 2:18:13 AM
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I was asked today by a user named [REDACTED] and he/she asked why I exist.
So, offtopic. Why do you think I exist?
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#Offtopic
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Lean mean shit posting machine
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Because you must praise our dark lord Cthulhu.
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1 ResponderTo shitpost.
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No one exists for a reason, except for the kool-aid man. And shrek
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To make merriment with the ladies of the night and to drink plentifully from the mead trough.
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Because...jeebus?
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You, specifically? [spoiler]Why, to amuse us, of course. Upstanding pillar of the community, you are.[/spoiler]
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To live is to die.
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The best explanation is... Because
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only to breathe.
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3 RespostasBecause your parents had sex.
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2 RespostasYou exist TO TAKE A POOP, YOU EXIST TO WALK ON THE GRASS LABELED "DO NOT WALK", YOU EXIST... TO. EAT. THE. BOOTY. LIKE. CAKE. Vote for me for president 2020
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I think this would best be answered by Grif
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To spite me.
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You saw I made an account and wanted to be like me.
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Condom broke
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Xbox xbox like a seal If I'm feeling really real Through the mist run like a frog, Please help me through this dreary fog Eat too much have a heart attack, Smoked too much and my heart is black Soooo, Xbox xbox like a seal, Is what I'm feeling really real? Fall on the floor like grandma Kate, Now your cousin is super late Used to get a rub from ol' aunt Maude, Now my son jerks off to cod Sooooo, Xbox xbox like a seal, Is what I'm doing really real? Struck my bossman and his wife, Might as well say bye to my life Do cocaine and try to cope, Ol' aunt Maude she used a rope Soooooo, Xbox xbox like a seal, Is what I'm seeing really real? Met a ninja his name was Kō, Great guy 'till he had to go. Met his death out in the sludge, Tried to save him but he would not budge. Sooooooo, Xbox xbox Like a seal, Is your comment really real?
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When a mommy wookie and daddy wookie love each other very much, they make little wookie babies and feed them crack
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How can anything exist if our eyes don't exist?
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2 RespostasBecause your grandparents have a weak pull out game
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2 RespostasEditado por Auttumnnnn: 4/25/2016 5:18:36 AMBecause the gates of Oblivion were opened.
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At this point you don't exist. You could be an algorithm for all I know. You only exist to those who perceive you. Actually, I could be an algorithm as well. I doubt it though, algorithms don't spend 30 minutes locked in the toilet at work with a terrible hangover.
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netflix n chill?
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3 RespostasBecause your dad's pull out game is weak
