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4/13/2016 7:41:20 PM
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Ack, no.. BAD VARIKS!
So there I am, trying on a spiffy new cloak just purchase from the reefs most shady falken when I start hearing an odd noise...
W..T..F is that I think to myself so I look around for the source....and almost vomit yesterday's space chunks.
It's Variks... and hes... purring at me.
WTF?! BAD VARIKS
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#Destiny
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That happened to me I was so creeper out
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1 ResponderIt's like the line someone heard Zavala say a little while back: (Someting like) "If you think this [i]armor[/i] is impressive, you should see [i]me[/i] out of it."
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15 Respostas"Dismantle clothes, yessss?"
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1 ResponderHe's daydreaming about interspecies erotica
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1 ResponderHe also wants to know where your ship is.
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4 RespostasGuess where my hand is guarrrrrdian....
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15 RespostasVariks is awesome, I say we get him a new pet. We can kidnap a Psion, throw a metal bikini on it and chain it to Variks' side. Maybe put a muzzle on the damn thing for shits n' gigs.
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2 RespostasThat's why sylok is defiled, you next it seems
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I like the idea that Veriks is just kept around the Reef like a cat.
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OK, now I'm a little perturbed. 😯
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2 RespostasI am MonkeyPillows.
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2 RespostasWhat about that one guard at the reef who calls Ikora Rey a "magical terrorist"
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This is why I love Variks lmao.
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3 RespostasHe liked that sexy neck ruffle on the cloak.
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6 RespostasEditado por Sbuper: 4/14/2016 4:31:42 PMNow i've gotta go chill with variks until I hear that :3 Fallen don't "purr", so I can't even imagine what sound he makes if you could only describe it as that. If it really bothers you just try a spray bottle, who knows?
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Editado por Orendi: 4/14/2016 12:49:24 PM*buys heavy synths from Variks* [i]You want to know where I took this from?[/i] [spoiler]Xûr probably.. Explains that heavy drought from last year.[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderI'm done.
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1 ResponderHe's trying to seduce you so you'll give him those echoes of malok that you gave to Eris instead of him.
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21 RespostasEditado por Angelus-B-: 4/14/2016 8:54:04 AMVariks is my new best friend, gave him all my tokens from year 1 and he gave me a 327 Stolen Pride hc
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Lol awesome. He's a freak.
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3 Respostashaha That guy gets creepier all the time. [spoiler]I got that same cloak from him when I ranked up. I love that thing![/spoiler]
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1 Responder[quote]So there I am, trying on a spiffy new cloak just purchase from the reefs most shady falken when I start hearing an odd noise... W..T..F is that I think to myself so I look around for the source....and almost vomit yesterday's space chunks. It's Variks... and hes... purring at me. WTF?! BAD VARIKS[/quote] Hahaha... reminds me of the first time I heard the tune before 'whistle protocol broken'
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2 RespostasI knew I wasn't the only one who heard that! My friends said I was going crazy, but I was kick dancing when I heard it.
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11 RespostasHe'll do anything for your ship.
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4 RespostasEditado por A Tigerstorm: 4/14/2016 3:03:30 PMWell if you were on your Hunter or warlock I can understand why.
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9 RespostasJust wait, one day he will show you why he needs a set of robotic arms & drums full of oil next to him...............
