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Editado por Ghost593835:
4/6/2016 2:15:59 AM
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You walk into your room to see your girl or boyfriend being -blam!-ed by someone else.
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1 ResponderWonder how someone managed to -blam- air.
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1 ResponderIs it my place or her place? If I go over to her place and find someone in her bed I would walk out the door and never come back, they can have each other. If she is in my house -blam!-ing someone I'll throw them both the hell out of my house.
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If it's literally my room and my bed I would probably try to be as calm as possible and tell them both to leave and never come back before I do something stupid.
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31 RespostasPLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME
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1 ResponderIf the other person's a friend, I might consider joining in. Otherwise I'd probably leave. Probably end up crying in a corner and killing myself or something.
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"Get away from my hand."
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I'd gut the person in front of my significant other and if cops were called is return to torture them and the family
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An ally has joined the creatures of pandora grow stronger
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Dump girlfriend, fugg newly acquired boyfriend
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2 RespostasI don't see a girlfriend, just two people invading my home who will indeed get their asses whooped by me.
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3 RespostasEditado por US Rbl: 4/8/2016 1:46:07 AMI'd record it. Drug them both at different times, after stalking them. Put both of them together show them the tape so they understand why. Then proceed to do what Dexter does best. Bag em up together then to the bottom of the ocean. Done lol.
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3 RespostasWho the heck would -blam!- a stuffed animal? 😉 [spoiler]•-•[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderSo many angry murder revenge awnsers... its only sex chill.
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22 Respostas[quote]I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Slashed a hole in all four tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.[/quote] This.
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3 RespostasCall the police. He must be on some serious drugs to be having sex with a cardboard cut out.
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1 ResponderStep 1: retrieve rusty machete Step 2: proceed to violently slash them to mangled dog food while fingering butt hole Step 3: sprinkle rice over mush and eat with chop sticks Step 4: Necro lelelelelel Step 5: Go to jail Step 6: srprize buts ex lel
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2 Respostas1. Make sure they don't realize I'm there. 2. Go get a bowl of extremely hot water. 3. Run in and throw it on both of them. 4. Listen to them scream in agony 5. Take their clothes and throw them outside 6. Tell them to leave.
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Turn him to ash
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1 ResponderI kindly ask the opposing force to exit the facility. If not I be a gentleman and remove my rapier from my hip and slice the traitor into a new set of my gentleman attire. I leave them in ribbons and say "Well would you look at the time, I guess I'll be off for tea". I would proceed to exit the building and release the hounds from my buggy.
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22 Respostas1). Remove shirt 2). Acquire peanut butter 3). Forcefully scoop peanut butter out of container into asshole 4). Enter room with said fraternization that is taking place 5). Walk around on all fours like a gorilla, while scooping peanut butter from ass and lobbing it like shit 6). Approach evil doers, and pee on them to assert dominance 7). Loudly bellow "This is mah [b][i][u]swamp[/u][/i][/b]!" 8). ????? 9). Profit
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Editado por Stargazer_Lily: 4/8/2016 2:03:04 PMI just hope my wife doesn't find out my girlfriend is cheating on me...
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Ummmm fap, duh
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Snapchat it. Also send it to her parents.
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I would make it as awkward as possible.
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4 RespostasEditado por Broadsider: 4/8/2016 1:45:05 AMWelp, this is America so I can just kill him and claim self defense in court, they were intruding in my apartment after all
