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Editado por Lu-Gi-Ah:
2/2/2016 4:38:12 AM
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What Will Lord Shaxx Say In Crimson Doubles?
We all love Lord Shaxx and his witty banter in the crucible. From telling us that "this battle will test all that we are" to yelling "Seventh column!"
He even has an opening statement for Iron Banner: "The Iron Lords are watching."
So what do you think Shaxx will say when we begin Crimson Doubles?
Edit: Love these sexual innuendos... uhh I mean comments.
Edit 2: This is amazing! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
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1 Responder"Ive been looking for a reason to break this other horn off in my ass."
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It's okay to be gay, that's how I got the name Lord Saxx !
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It was love at first fight.
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Punish your partner, while I -blam!- your mom
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2 RespostasThis is amazing! Fapfapfapfap
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6 RespostasEditado por Brokenspade: 1/31/2016 12:38:00 PMHe and ikora will just have a loud awkward make out session thru the whole match.
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1 ResponderAll I need is for Shaxx to do two things. 1. Refer to himself as Mac Daddy Shaxx. 2. Break out into song when there is a large gap between scores on each team since I don't think the mercy rule can become active in elimination. Just a small snippet of a love song is all I ask like "I've had the time of my life" or "All my life, I've prayed for someone like you".
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Carry that bitch.
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2 RespostasImagine if xur voiced crimson doubles
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We should have the queen be our announcer.
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All's fair in love and war. Now fight back!
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Still think threesomes are better but keep it going!
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This isn't a romantic night! It's a massacre!!!
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Congratulations guardians! I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!
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[b][i][u]NETORARE.[/u][/i][/b]
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The Crucible is my partner
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Alls fair in love and war... Why not mix both.
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2 RespostasTo be honest I'd rather have someone else do it, like Cayde or even Eris. XD "I think they're asking you guys out. Break their hearts instead." "If you call these dates, how will the wedding night go?" "Your love for each other is strong. Your desire to kill is stronger." "I bet they'll break up after that massacre."
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At the start of the match, Lord Shaxx does a Marvin Gaye impersonation an says "let's get it on".
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I love you
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"Oil em up, Guardians. Consent is classified."
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Fist me daddy
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Harder daddy
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What the hell were we thinking!?
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When you start. Why are you playing this When you are defeated. Someone's gonna get butthurt
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Editado por FriedPK: 2/2/2016 10:05:18 PMNew Shaxx quotes round 2(first list was apparently too psychopathic) ok here we go! Intros: "Love is a powerful weapon, use it to your advantage!" "Break their hearts! Friend zone them!" "Crimson Doubles Elimination! Ruby/Sapphire team.(cause why not?) Kill: "Killing a loved one is not something o be worried about, its their lover who will have your head!" "If you hear closely, you can hear a heart break!" Double kill: "Yes! The strength of your love overpowers their platonic one!" "Couple down!" Revive: "It's not over until you both die as one!" 5 kill streak: "If love this strong exists, then I must have a chance!" Loss: "Til death do part, Guardians." "They say the eyes are the window into the soul, stare harder next time!" Win: "All's fair in love and war, but they didn't have a chance against you two!" "Celebrate your victory not as a single Guardian, but as an unbeatable couple!" Tie: "This match is tied, but you must love harder!" Death of teammate: "Will you stand there shocked or will you avenge your fallen teammate with the power of a broken heart?!" "Your teammate is down, will there ever be a second date?" I tried my best to make these, I really hope you guys enjoy and Happy almost Crimson Days! ;)
