...after several drinks, the Hunter and Titan get into a staring contest. The loser has to pay the other's tab. Almost an hour goes by, and the Hunter finally loses. As the Titan laughs and leaves, the Warlock comes back from playing pool.
"Man, this sucks. I lost." The Hunter laments.
The Warlock laughs, and responds: "You stupid asshole! [i]Never[/i] get into a staring contest with a Titan. You'll never win."
"Why not?" asks the Hunter.
The Warlock states matter-of-factly, "They can't blink."
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This was pretty clever
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This^ lol very well thought out haha