I can't believe that after an entire year nobody has cleaned up the puddle by the vault terminals. I say that we all boycott the game until bungie takes care of that mess they've been neglecting. This is more game breaking than sunbreakers, nightstalkers, and loot caves but bungie seems to not even give two shits. Somebody could slip and fall in that puddle and die! Who will buy all the silver and protect the milky way if we all die in that puddle? For all we know that could be where rahool keeps his pet Golgoroth. Do we want that released onto the tower? That's what I thought. Sign here if you also agree that bungie should care more about the well being of its destiny guardians and to get the puddle removed.
Edit: it appears that many people have broken bones in that puddle. Wet floor sign needed ASAP! #Anklesmatter
Edit 2: some of you don't believe this is a serious problem. Let me tell you this: does your guardian have broken bones from slipping in the puddle yet? No? Well then you don't see the problem until you're also a victim. I'd also like to mention that the puddle may actually be a mixture of water, urine, and tears. But that could be debatable.
Edit 3: This seems to be a popular topic. As a fellow arc subclass user I urge all guardians to switch their subclasses off of arc while at the tower so that no accidental electrocutions occur while slipping in the infamous puddle. Think before you blink kids. #Arclivesmatter
Shout out to Theeviljuicebox for coming up with #Puddlegate!
Edit 4: it is now confirmed that Tess has spend her leave of absence recovering after slipping in the puddle and getting injured. The trading company is just a side job to pay for her expensive medical bill
Edit 5 (months later): STILL NO CHANGE! Sunbreakers, nightstalkers, exotics, gun nerfs and buffs, sparrow racing, festival of the lost, challenge mode, all of these things have happened since my post and yet bungie is surprisingly still neglecting the most game breaking problem that will ever face any game across time itself! Just the other day I was running through the tower and slipped in the puddle which caused my xbox 1 to freeze. Unbelievable. I had to actually use my ps4 for something other than rocket leauge. A shame I say, a shame. That's why I've reignited this puddlegate to hopefully bring the biggest issue to a close once and for all. Not for my own safety, but for the safety of all gamers, everywhere, before this puddle has a chance to spread into other games.
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Take away that robot's broom and give it a mop ASAP.
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We need a janitor named billy who makes farting noises and says " ooohhh got a big one comin'!
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3 RespostasI was running and sliding my way to Rahool one day but used slide into the puddle and crashed into Rahool. He fell on his head and cracked it open, hence the odd looking hood to cover up the scars. Tower doctors said his knowledge on Engram decryption may have been affected because of this incident.............
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2 RespostasI never got an Icebreaker because of the puddle. When Xûr is in the tower I run around looking for him. Sometimes I don't notice the puddle. The week Xûr was selling Icebreaker, I slipped. I was moved to the Gaurdian hospital on a lower level of the tower. I didn't recover until Sunday.
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1 ResponderCan't believe they haven't sacked the broom sweeping robot yet. He has been sweeping that same spot for over a year now.
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2 RespostasI cant believe that robot in tower north sweeping isnt done
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Ruptured my spleen doing "The Carlton" in the puddle while another guardian slow clapped
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They can repurpose the map bots into mop bots. Hopefully they won't need a Drainage Levy Collection.
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1 Responderhttps://www.bungie.net/en-US/Forum/Post/117986914/0/0/1 You'll forever be killing moments like this.
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"Be wary of the great puddle guardian" -Broom Bot
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Found a back up puddle so if all you haters get my vault puddle removed I can still splash around. It's by the speaker, it's bigger but kinda out of the way.
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I used to be a guardian...then I took a puddle to the knee
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#anklesmatter #arclivesmatter
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1 Responderedit 4 is love
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Freeze them.....might be interesting for a while....
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there was a Thrall who drank the puddles, but we recently found him shoved inside Shaxx's locker with 343 (See what I did there?) bullets in the Skull, abdomen, and the rest of his body
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2 RespostasIt must be hard, being that -blam!-ing stupid
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Bungie I will sue you because my guardian slipped and didnt see a wet floor sign. I would suggest a warning next time in the tower or a wet floor sign. Lol
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1 ResponderAt least put a wet floor sign down #safetyfirst
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I mean we've payed a ton of money to have flaws like that in the tower, it needa some maintenance, someone please fix it!! And while we're on it: PLEASE GIVE CLEANING FRAMES SOMETHING BETTER THAN A BROOM! A BROOM! In a post space age game.