>first look at her >quickly look away >look back >assume crouching position >begin to crawl towards target >lay down in front of target >say I wish I had more time >stand up and begin to pull out dick >start flailing dick around >you have 7 minutes before police arrive > begin to smack everything in sight with dick >once the room has cleared and police arrive >yell it's ze Germans >throw grenade that you should always have handy >assume fetal position >wait until police get close >whisper to the police officer "riddle me this" >slowly get up and run out of the door >as police open fire yell these very important words >ALLUH AKBAR< >explode That is how I normally do it