then don't buy it, show Saladin you mean business. I've heard you can haggle him down to asking for a shrubbery instead (one that looks nice, not too expensive) and he may or may not ask you to cut down the mightiest tree in the tower with a herring, but don't quote me on that or anything.
English
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Witches are made from wood therefore they weigh the same as a duck and...they float! BURN EM!
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I bought a dead parrot from him
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has it ceased to be? haha
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HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!
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a m00se once bit my sister...
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