Crab people crab people taste like crab talk like people

[i]CRAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAB PEOPLE[/i]

That tube is like in his nose [spoiler]or where a nose would be on a normal person. [/spoiler] Good lord

Why do people care so much? They're f*cking grunts. The little cowardly aliens you shoot once in the head and then forget about. If Disney decided to resurrect Darth Vader and make him look completely different, that would be something worthy of criticism. Darth Vader is one of the greatest and most famous fictional characters ever created. Grunts are cannon fodder. As long as their silhouette is recognizable, who cares about the minute details?

Hawt.

[quote]Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word![/quote]

This is why gaming is going down to shit. People too focused on Aesthetics more than the actual gameplay. Stop worrying about what a pixel looks like and focus more on what that pixel can do. We need games with better gameplay all around more than the pretty looks. End of rant;

Craaab people, craaaab people...

that plasma pistol looks like a Ferrari

No wonder the Plasma Pistol is bigger. It has to accommodate for their BIG MEATY CLAWS!

I'm taking it there's a crab in spongebob since that's all I'm seeing. I thought it was referring to crab people in South Park

We just need to go back to the Halo 3 models. Especially for Elites.

Well, I guess it's closer than the lizards of halo 4. Though I still miss the somewhat cute look of the old grunts. I feel like they shouldn't seem all that menacing.

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Ah, the old spongebob. It has declined SO much in quality..

__________________ | Krusty | | Krab | | Unfair | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う __________________ | Mr. Krabs | | Is in | | There | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う __________________ | Standing | | At the | | Concession | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う __________________ | Plotting | | His | | Oppression | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う

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Yes

Ayy what are you doing with a picture of Ukimoi?