I had this really old cranky teacher. Nobody liked her, if you asked a question she would belittle you in class, she would say homework was due at the end of the week and then ask for it the next day to see who did it, she wouldn't let you leave at the bell because "she dismissed the class, not the bell", and she was always saying how dumb kids are now a days. Anyways it's senior year and we had put up with her for many years. We all walked into class for the first day of school and she tells us she has a new rule. She said "I'm tired of students saying they have to go to the bathroom so that they can miss some of my class, from now on nobody is allowed to go to the bathroom during my class. You have a whole 60 seconds between classes to get your things, go to the bathroom and come to class. And if you seniors are to stupid to figure out how to do that then your going to have to go into the trashcan." Then she just stared at us waiting for someone to argue. Now normally I'm a good student, but the teacher was so mean to my sister that she had to get help from a councilor. And this was my chance to stand up for her. So I stood up. The teacher didn't say anything and the class was shocked. In compleat silence I walked over to the trashcan, unzipped my pants, and urinated for a solid 20 seconds while looking the teacher dead in the eye. Finished zipped up my pants walked back to my desk and sat down. A took a few seconds before it registered what had happened to everyone. But soon the students began to laugh and the teacher stuttered out for me to go to the princleple. And that's the story of how I got detention one time in all my years being home schooled. True story.