... But don't for obvious reasons.
So yeah, this is kinda like my "things nobody says" thread but different. Here, you say things that would make people go "wtf, what are you on right now." Say things that are weird, awkward and super obscene. Oh btw, you don't actually have to mean it. It can be something awkward you thought of just for fun right now, as well.
I'll go first.
[spoiler]i wish my mom was a milf. [/spoiler]
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1 RispondiPeople Like Grapes
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2 RisposteIf there was someone that could stop time would we know ? Cause we would be frozen right ?
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1 RispondiI'd like to hang myself with your dirty panties so I can die inhaling the smell if your pussy.
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1 RispondiSometimes I glue my thumbs to my Nipples, and pretend I'm a T-Rex.
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3 RisposteIf I had a car, I'd get laid more often.
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I.....I......I liked star trek enterprise! *cries in corner*
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2 RisposteI once said,"I'll be back I'm going to eat coke and drink pizza." [spoiler]I facepalmed 5 seconds later then laughed like a dolphin. [/spoiler]
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1 RispondiHow much money for a f*ck? Jkjk XD
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1 RispondiI honestly don't know I shall think about it. I'm a very weird person. [i]There's a lot[/i]
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1 RispondiI kinda enjoyed Destiny a good bit... DONT HURT ME
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1 RispondiI wish I was born as a female.
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1 RispondiYou smell better when you're sleeping...
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4 RisposteI want to ravage the AT&T girl
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1 RispondiYesterday i ate 23 just-borned babies, but only 2 still-born :(
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1 RispondiModificato da Numerous Luke: 2/4/2015 6:56:37 PMI am a blue pixel snowball. I forgot where I heard it... * sips hot chocolate *
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5 Risposte[spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]You're a bitch[/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler]
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1 Rispondi[spoiler]"Anybody want some Tentacle Grape?"[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiI wish I had been more of a slut as a teen
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3 RisposteModificato da CrunchyBoi23: 2/4/2015 1:17:09 AMHow hard you'd have to squeeze to make a babies head cave in on itself.
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[i] [/i]
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4 RisposteI want to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
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I like sitting of top of cars.
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1 RispondiPeople at work who smoke and drink coffee: just want to hand them a toothbrush and hope they get the message.
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This is why I don't talk a lot, there are just too many of these thoughts running through my mind
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I like the smell of my fart
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I like invective And prefer black hammer over ice breaker