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2/3/2015 4:49:48 AM
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>Be Me
>Be me
>At school
>Big Crowd to get in hall
>Standing near girls who are visually sexy
>Crowd squishes up even more
>I'm slightly smaller than one
>Trip slightly
>BoobFace
>We pretend nothing happened
>I'm holding boner in
>Another girl walking near me
>It's still crowded and she's trying to get to front
>She squeezes past me
>I squeeze her big butt
>She doesnt know who squeezed her
>I'm holding erection throughout the hall event
>Somehow manage
>Has dick in a place where the erection won't be seen
>Best erection ever!
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3 RisposteFlip it so your belt holds it down. Problem solved. If you don't wear a belt, dress nicer you god damn plebeian.
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I put a pencil in my pocket then every so often act like I'm switching it from pocket to pocket
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[i] [/i]
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>be me >boogieman
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Modificato da d 6d7565727465: 2/3/2015 5:09:22 AMI usually put my hand in my pocket and hold my pen0r out of the way so it doesn't poke out.
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[i]gross[/i] just -blam!- them like a normal person shit.
