I already made this thread O.o

Get drunk and drive a school bus through my friends wall [spoiler]we don't talk much anymore[/spoiler]

>be me >16 >beta as -blam!- >in trig class >crush sits next to me >teacher talks about some bullshite numbers and shite >crush taps my shoulder >she asks for help on a problem >i help her >after class, she gives me her number so i can help her on homework >holyshiteigothernumber.png >i text her later that night >i help her finish her homework >next day, she sees me in the hallway on my way to history class >she says hey >she asks me if i want to go to movie with her on friday >im about to say something, when my balls itch >i scratch them very awkwardly >she gives me a weird look and says she actually has somewhere to go on saturday >disappoint.mp3 >im about to ask her if we could go out another time, but i realize i have to get to class >i turn around and walk to my history class >look back at her >she looks at me >my balls itch again >scratch them again >she walks away >i turn around >walk up to door to history class >open the door >get on the floor >everyone walk the dinosaur

the time I asked out my high school crush while drunk [spoiler]twice[/spoiler]