Really a damn Beard would solve everything? Would it solve the Lack of playable story? The constant repetition of this game? Would it solve all of those glitches, that this game is just littered with? Could a damn cluster of pixels give us more vault space, trading, and end the ongoing class wars we see in the forums? Could a Beard possibly defeat the Darkness and save the universe? No. It cant. Sorry! [spoiler]And thats only stuff related to the game. Your stupid Beards wouldnt solve world hunger would they? Im pretty sure that falls under the [b]EVERYTHING[/b][ category./spoiler]