Does anyone know? Know of the one who was the original original poster? The one who was the father of all original posts, and those that come after him being simple imitators to his glorious power? The first to post on B.net? The Internet? The mail system? The first to write a letter? In a written language? The first to use concrete tangible communication? It is inscribed in the first writing utensil of the Roman Forum, "One OP to rule them all, One OP to find them, One OP to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Post where the Shadows lie." It is our duty to find him, and praise him in all of his glory.