Why the hell am I reading this thread? It's making me cringe practically non stop! I dunno what the worse pain I've had is, but when I was about 9 I was swimming in a swimming pool next to one of those hard ceramic seats in the wall, and it was chipped, so when I went past a chunk of my knee about the size of a 10p coin and about the same depth was gouged out of my knee. The pool staff's solution was to put a plaster on it and pat me on the back...