Thought this was a troll, but then I saw the other thread.. I still hope you're trolling and forgot to add a #satire at the end. If not, I hope you enjoy gaining virtual rewards while she's out getting banged by a very real dude (or dudes) who actually know how a relationship works. Though I will say that if you never gave her the time of day she was probably getting banged by another dude already. I am also happy for her to be rid of such a sloth of a "partner". *Edited to be a bit more vicious because you deserve it.*