We started talking about how she can make people laugh, and while she talks for over 5 minutes straight about how people are mean. I'm just smiling and laughing, staring...trying not to stare for too long because she looks like a fvcking horror show out of the movie Carrie. Then she when on about how she used to be able to do kitchen work for people for $3 a steak and putting drugs into their coffee's at the Elderly for the ''lul's.'' so I turn on the Walking dead watching intensely as she then rambles onto how when she was doing hardcore drugs like Meth that she looked like a walking I then start to notice my high sets in and I am sinking into the couch with my arms laying to my sides and falling asleep as I see her reach her head into the Freezer then proceeds to say "It's mighty cold in here" ... ... ... then laughed for a good 5 seconds and say "I cried". I then told her "You need a vibrator". Then she talked about her childhood friend who moved away a couple of years. I told her that sucks now move along. She said "FINE -blam!- FFFSHIT" then slammed the door, and tried to close the screen door several times. I'll put a sign over her clothes where her vag is and write "Merry Christmas, - Santa" in typed cut-out letters printed from the internet. Merry Christmas everybody, and a happy fvcking New Year. [spoiler]This was in a time span of 10 minutes, with detailed information.[/spoiler]