1) There's no oxygen in space, yet the sun still burns It is called nuclear fusion, no need for oxygen 2) According to science, we evolved from monkeys, but monkeys still exist A different type of monkey, one much older than the ones you speak of. though they do share the same Genus Species names as a monkey 3) Umm.... The entire Bible! the bible is a book and books can be rewritten 4) A kilometer is EXACTLY 1000 meters. And a mile is EXACTLY 5280 feet 5) I have seen miracles preformed by God. A Faith Healer used his powers to make a stage 4 Cancer patient in a wheelchair walk and survive. Its called chemotherapy, or cannabis oil 6) Look at how complex life on Earth is. There had to be a designer for all that life. It couldn't all be a coincidence. First there were cells, then those cells started working together, then after a few million years of practice the cells made life forms that were stable. these cells formed from atoms and chemical compounds. 7) If there's no Heaven and Hell, then where is Hitler's soul? We all know he should be in Hell, but according to Atheists, Hell isn't real. hitler, or people in general, don't have a soul. That is a term for people that have a lack of caring for others. 8) If evolution actually happened, why don't we look like the picture above? because we did not evolve that way, there is more than one way to evolve you know 9) What about the millions of people that have seen Jesus and signs of him? I have personally seen Our Lords face in a puddle of water! This is the same thing as the face on mars, just your mind screwing with you 10) Why is it called CHRISTmas if Jesus isn't real? Ancient tradition of celebration, and free food and stuff 11) Why do Atheists feel compelled to celebrate CHRISTmas? Because they know God must be real! God is influencing them, which just proves His existence! again, free food and stuff

EVERYONE BELOW ME HAS NO CLUE WHAT SATIRE IS. [spoiler]Its kinda sad honestly[/spoiler]

*reads first proof* troll alert.

Proof of flying spaghetti monster.

I don't usually respond to posts, especially posts of such stupidity but this one jumped out at me for its exceptional levels of stupidity. 1. Probably should have paid more attention in science class. It's fission (or fusion?) I always get the mixed up. But you can read up on it. 2. Not a single book will tell you we evolved from monkeys. That's ridiculous, we share a common ancestor with apes. 3. Do I have to get the book of Scientology to prove to you that everything in a book isn't true? Did the hunger games happen? Or is it the year 2033 (in the book metro 2033) no. 4. I don't know how long I can go into this. I'm losing brain cells each time I read this. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system. Here, read all about how the metric system works. This one's on me. 5. Most of those "miracle workers" are con artists who play off of people's religious beliefs to make a profit. Also I can't accept that happened without a news source covering it something like that is sure to get a lot of coverage no? And no, the onion doesn't count for news sources. 6. Actually it was coincidence. We're a big floating ball of luck my friend. Lots and lots of luck. Or as far as we know. We haven't found any life but we don't know how common it is elsewhere in the universe. 7. Unless you can give my multiple scientific studies that prove the existence of heaven, hell, and a soul. I'm going to move on. 8. That image was made by someone who has no idea what they're talking about. Kinda like you. Again, read into it, you'll be surprised what you may find. 9. It's human nature to look for reason in things (where religion stemmed from to begin with). Also seeing faces where there are none is a trick of the brain, it has a name. I forgot (maybe you could read about it, I'm starting to see a pattern here). 10. There's no debate on wether a man named Jesus, claiming himself to be the son of God existed. This is held up by religious text and roman texts of the same time. Jesus gathered followers to Judaism and eventually caught the attention of the Roman Empire (in which he lived). They decided to make an example of him and had him crucified. Yaaay. 11. I'm atheist, but my parents were catholic as I grew up so I celebrated Christmas with them. And who doesn't love getting presents? I feel like that is a good enough reason as any. I hope you're happy because I am now down on brain cells, thank you. Oh and merry Christmas people!

With people like you and how close minded you can be, I don't want to believe in something that can allow such idiocy.

We didn't evolve from monkeys. We evolved from a monkey-like creature. So your point is invalid there.